Age of rebellion (Crossover RP)

(So I changed Aeon!Shiho's weapon)

A portal has opened in the center of the main group with Robochi and co.  A woman fell out, wearing a mask that looked like the wings of a Monarch butterfly, as well as a dark bodysuit, similar to a certain other female thief, though this one had a skirt.  And there was the unmistakable ponytail of Shiho Suzui.  In one hand, she held a long metal chain (it’s symbolic!) and a crossbow in the other.  "Ow.." She stood up, only to pause and take a look at everyone around her.

"The fuck?"

Robochi sighs and turns to Joker, "Wasn't this one of your classmates or something? I swear I recognize her from one of the files."

"Wait, I know that voice..." Aeon!Shiho turned toward Robochi. "You're that detective guy that tried to kill us!"


"what" Serpahim is concerned.

"I don't know what you're talking about, but frankly that's concerning," Robochi lies without skipping a beat. "I certainly hope this is a case of mistaken identity, as while I can be mean, robots definitely aren't allowed to kill people." That's another lie, he's totally allowed to kill people, but everything thinks those three laws or whatever exist so he's going to take advantage of that fact.

"...….okay, so ignoring mister Jesus the God, Savoir of All Humanity and Things that Aren't..... what."

"Oh shit, you're a robot." Aeon!Shiho makes an "Oooooh" noise. "I thought....nevermind. Anyway where am I?"

"No one knows," Robochi just hopes that's the end of it. "We were going to start heading towards civilization, but then shit happened and now there are two groups."

"Fantastic." Aeon!Shiho huffs, annoyed. "Any particular reason why the groups split up?"

"People ran towards screaming, I was the only one who followed until he suddenly appeared out of nowhere," Robochi waves a hand at Ben. "And, of course, he's just here to protect our mortal souls as even a single feat he's done is too great for our mortal ears to hear.. Everyone else outside the original four and myself got dumped here like you, and now we're all being graced by the presence of the messiah," Robochi is back to mocking Ben. He's probably trying to shift the subject away from what Shiho said and back onto how dumb he thinks Ben is.

Shiho snorts at this. "Is he that full of himself?" Well, she uh, seems to have either forgotten about Robochi still technically being an Akechi or....she just doesn't care because he's not her Akechi.

"Well, he said he was 'basically a superhero', then acted like the one time where we're likely just going to be standing around is not the time to explain why he's 'basically a superhero', just because it's not the full group. Well, that's my guess at least."

"Please tell me we aren't going to be stuck with him this whole time." Shiho knows they will be, but still.

"Oh, sure, I might help contain dangerous BOWs now. Might be the only one to finish my mission in Raccoon City, help the eggheads get a *vaccine* for the G-virus when they got around to "Wait. BOWs are bad.". But at least that's shit people can ask about, and I don't claim to save the fuckin' world unlike God Jesus the Mega Dude, Hero Of Everything."

Nagori was silently watching Ben accidentally(?) behave extremely arrogantly when the newcomer arrived, he took a few seconds to think about the portals that were dropping them there - after all, they’d need to figure out why eventually - before turning to the newcomer.

“Well, welcome to ... whatever this is. Not to ruin anyone’s fun, but I suggest we stop drop-kicking Wristwatch Jesus until we get the group back together and maybe find shelter.”

(Just making sure from if you read the message, you would see he was actually saying he wasn't arrogant.)

"Yeah, what she said. I didn't do all my deeds singlehandedly, I had to get help many times, and this is a time where we all must work together, so calm down." He said, agreeing with Nagori's comment.

(he never said he wasn't arrogant, not directly, and also Nagori is a he)

"First off, Nagori is  clearly a he, and second off you never once mentioned that. And we don't really have to work together, it's just smarter then working seperately."

(He's still pretty arrogant, not gonna lie.)

Meanwhile, back at the original group, Sora's stares off into the forest.

"Additional counterargument: drop-kicking Not Dropout is more fun." The robotic cat lady responds to Nagori.

"Actually...Nagori does have a point." The catlike figure reluctantly admits, getting Fuwa to sigh in relief. "Now that we're all introduced, we probably should-"

"Hold on a second!" Ryuko yells, catching the catlike figure off-guard as she pokes her in the nose. "You still haven't introduced yourself! Did you think I was gonna forget about that?"

"Oh...right." The catlike figure sighs, looking around the group. "You can call me Catra."

Ryuko blinks at that, looking Catra up and down. "...kind of on the nose, isn't it?"

"Yes. Yes it is." Catra deadpans, clearly having gotten that response before.

"I shall introduce myself as well, for convenience's sake." The robo-cat states, making a motion as if to clear her throat.

Ryuko looks to her, blinking. "Eh? Oh, good, I was about to say-"

She is then interrupted by the three floating heads by the robotic cat woman's side - because those never left - having their eyes light up and shine on the robot like a spotlight, their exhaust drastically increasing to create a kind of dramatic wind around her.

"I am Anti-Skullgirl Unit number four, designation: ROBO-FORTUNE; secret creation of top scientist - REDACTED -" Robo-Fortune's voice briefly cuts out, replaced by a recording of a deep male voice, before resuming. "and generally extremely competent machine. My specialties include unorthodox fighting-"

She turns her hands into blades and stabs at the air in front of her, her arms extending as she does so.

"-general eradication-"

Her torso opens up, and a giant chainsaw blade fills in the gap and spins erratically for a moment, causing Ryuko to jump back startled and Fuwa to aim his blue firearm at Robo-Fortune.

"-and massive flexes on puny organic meat sacks."

The chainsaw goes away and Robo-Fortune turns her torso around - just her torso; her head stays in place - and she points to the trees behind her. As if on command, the three heads next to Robo-Fortune turn around to face them before the hatches on their heads open up...and this time, they actually do something, with that something being launching a large volley of missiles that should not be able to fit in those three small containers, which promptly decimate the landscape behind Robo-Fortune.

Then the heads themselves self-destruct.

"Any questions?" Robo-Fortune quips.

Fuwa stares at her, then at Ben, then back at Robo-Fortune as he angrily walks up to her, gesturing to Ben as he does so. "How can you talk down to him about ego and then go around and do that!?"

"Very simple: I acknowledge that I have massive amounts of hubris in my mainframe. And then I do not care." Robo-Fortune bluntly replies, a smug smirk crossing her face.

Fuwa glares at her for a moment, then lets out a frustrated sigh and walks back to the rest of the group.

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Meanwhile...

On a different world's shores, a blonde man in a white suit twirls around a blue gun, slowly tapping his foot against the sand as destruction goes around him.

"How long does it take for a nearly two ton robot - or a construct of him, anyway - to get to the ocean floor and back?" He sighs, glancing briefly at his gun before twirling it again. He's then cut off in his twirling by loud, heavy clanks, causing him to turn his head. He grins as he witnesses a humanoid figure in gold and black armor slowly rise out of the water.

"Ah, took you long enough! Was it that hard to lodge those things out of the..." The blonde trails off as he notes something very important - the humanoid is empty handed. His expression almost immediately shifts to disapproval as the gold and black figure walks up to him. "Why the hell don't you have the Scissor Blades? They were right there, weren't they?"

The gold and black figure shakes his head, and then points to the blonde. The blonde seems confused for a moment, and then his eyes widen in realization.

"Shit." He then pulls a card out of the blue gun, causing the gold and black figure to disappear in a burst of prismatic light, and sighs, turning around behind him. "Should've figured that some rips in the time-space continuum, with how many universes this robot uprising is managing to hit...but it's fine. If I push hard enough, I should be able to get something open close to where those blades dropped...right...now."

A silvery veil then materializes in front of the blonde, and he walks through, pleased.

Then he gets to the other side, and all he sees are trees. Blinking in confusion, the blonde man walks forward, and after a few feet, he breaks through the clearing...right to where Sora and the other portion of the group is.

The man is surprised for a moment, then a grin crosses his face.

"Oh, that was certainly different then the other entrances," Aigis notes that aloud.

"...…….All right. All right."
HUNK applauds, the thick gloves making for an odd dull clap.

"I am Suzui Shiho, but you may call me Monarch!" Shiho says.

"Nagori. Unsure who I am but happy to help." He introduces.

"Joker." Joker is going to assume that this is not the same Shiho he knows, because as far as he knowsz the only ties his Shiho has to the phantom thieves is Ann, who is a terrible liar and definitely would've let this slip.

There also was the familiar feeling he got from her, perhaps he should try to mention the Velvet Room? He wasn't sure why he thought that, but it seemed like it could be a good idea.

"Oh yeah, I forgot to say hi Joker. Hi Joker." Shiho smiled at him. She also had that familiar feeling, but she felt that was obvious.

Sora glances at the newcomer.